Your Lady Friend

by Youth Pastor

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A lil 'bum I wrote on a 9-hour car trip from DC to Vermont. Each song is about a different person I've been involved w, except for Mr. Honda and my cover of Asleep, which are for the same person.

bonus content (you get it when you download the album) courtesy of Tara

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released April 15, 2016

i wanna thank ice t, lana del rey, smash mouth, jason blum of blumhouse productions, bob loblaw, mike wazowski, lord farquaad, tinder, and george bush for making this possible

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Youth Pastor is Garet from the *dc area

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Track Name: sadboi starter pack
you've got those sensitive eyes
and that vulnerable smile
that boyish air of wonder and surprise
makes everyone want to stay a while

sweaty forehead and a big t-shirt
such a sensitive smile, so easily hurt

you've got that act down so pat
that i think there's nothing wrong with that
you've got that sadboi starter pack
got me thinking you're all out whack

you're juuust different enough
that i'm drawn and not repelled
you've got everyone so in love
so deep in your thoughts, what the hell

messy hair and weirdo shoes
you win everything but act like you lose

you've got that act down so pat
that i think there's nothing wrong with that
you've got that sadboi starter pack
got me thinking you're all out of whack

that's right, brood all day
no one was gonna leave you anyway
we're all yours babe, we're so caught
who knew that moping could be so hot??

you've got that act down so pat
that i think there's nothing wrong with that
you've got that sadboi starter pack
got me thinking you're all out of whack

you've got that act down so pat
that i think there's nothing wrong with that
you've got that sadboi starter pack
got me thinking you're all out of whack
Track Name: mr honda
just an average dude
living an average life
in an average white house
with some average white parents

just an average dude
makes me feel so special :,)
tell me what you like with your plain brown hair
look at me and tell me i'm so pretty

just an average dude
you're so fucking funny
let's stay up all night
tell me about your average life

just an average dude
you get me every time
my average baby, you feel so right
maybe i should be average too
maybe i should be average too
maybe i should be average too
Track Name: hunk o' burnin luv
damn girl, look at you go
with all those thoughts just for you to know
tell me all about them, I want to hear 'em all
if you ever want to talk just give me a call

I can barely read your handwriting
but I know that these are love letters
damn your kiss feels like lightning
if I get all burnt up, you'll make it better

play me a good song, any one
when you're singing, babe, i don't need the sun
you know that you're the only light i need
when you're around light is all i see

i can' barely read your handwriting
but I know that these are love letters
damn your kiss feels like lightning
so if i get all burnt up, you gotta make it better
Track Name: up in my house
you came to my house on a friday night
i hadn't eaten all day, had to get it right
your head was up high, but so was your voice
you took your shirt off, told me it was my choice

you always acted so smart
thought you were the king of my heart
but you bored me to death telling me how you row
now you're just some crewchebag who i let go

you knew my best friend before you knew me
i never told you but it made me feel icky
you asked me to grow my hair out but i'm not your girl
and you came anyway, didn't rock my world

you always acted so smart
thought you were the king of my heart
but you bored me to death telling me how you row
now you're just this crewchebag who i let go
Track Name: sleaze
yeah, babe, i'm in a band
i know, i know, i know it's cool
hey babe, can i hold your hand?
only if you want to, i respect you

yeah babe i play the drums
you can feel my biceps if you want to
i know right? rock solid, hun
are you still in school? i really like you

i know, i know, i'm so fucking cool
i know you really can't resist me, can you?
i'm a really really really nice guy, did i tell you i play the drums?
maybe i'll write a song about you hun

yeah, babe, i have a show tonight
i know, i know, it's pretty tight
hey babe, can i kiss you?
but i only will if you want me to

i know, i know, i'm so fucking cool
i know you really can't resist me, can you?
I'm such a nice guy, did i say i play the drums?
you look a little tense, i'll get you another drink hun
Track Name: why do you hate men
why are you so mean to boys?
that's called misandry, right?
you know, you really treat them like toys
you tell them you like them but that's just for a night
why do you act like you hate men?
you know that's not really classy right?
why do you act so mean to them?
you push them away with all your might

okay you can shut up, i'm okay
i do what i want and i do it my way
you treat me like shit, i throw it right back
i don't see anything wrong with that

oh, so you hate men because you hate yourself?
you know, that's really sad.
don't put your own problems on the shelf
you're only going to make people mad

dude, forreal, i'm okay
i do what i want and i do it my way
you treat me like shit, i throw it right back
i don't see anything wrong with that